I Have Reached My Final Destination of Ranking the ‘Final Destination’ Movies

1 Comment

CREDIT: YouTube Screenshots

The best horror movies are the ones where you actually care about the characters, even though the fun of horror movies often has to do with the sadistic glee of reveling in fictional blood and guts. The Final Destination franchise reconciles this paradox by making the whole premise about the Grim Reaper gradually catching up to the heroes, thereby making Death the real hero, or at least the main attraction. At their cores, these movies don’t make a lick of sense (why do people who have never before displayed supernatural powers suddenly have premonitions of horrible accidents that allow them to save themselves and their friends only to eventually die anyway?), but they have their moments that produce some delightfully pulpy thrills. Thus, I present to you a reflection of how well each entry embraces its destiny.

More

A Harmenian Remembers ‘Harmontown’

Leave a comment

CREDIT: Harmontown/YouTube Screenshot

(I really wish Rob Schrab could edit this essay, because otherwise I’ll have to self-Schrab* myself. And that’s just not good form.)

I wanted to write a remembrance about Harmontown when it released its final episode back in December, but you know what? I’m glad it’s taken me a few months to finally get around to it. It’s nice to have time to reflect.

After Dan Harmon was fired as Community showrunner post-season 3, he doubled down on the live show he was co-hosting with his good buddy Jeff Davis at the NerdMelt Showroom by turning it into a podcast. Apparently Harmontown began with Dan and Jeff brainstorming how to create a utopian lunar colony, a premise that occasionally poked its head back out in later episodes and made me go, “Huh. That’s funny.” I didn’t listen when it first came out; in fact, I was barely aware of it. My podcast listening was still in a novice stage at that point, as opposed to now when I’m pounding away about four hours of audio content per day. Anyway, in May 2013, some random website (that probably doesn’t exist anymore) reported that Dan had been rehired as Community showrunner after he announced it at Harmontown. So I listened to that episode just to confirm that report, and then I just felt compelled to keep listening, because it was plainly enjoyable to regularly check in with the brain behind my favorite show of all time.

Initially for me, there was a specific purpose behind listening to Harmontown, i.e., to discover some juicy behind-the-scenes info about Community. But eventually it just became a part of my regular schedule. “Oh, it’s the middle of the week? Time to listen to Harmontown,” my reflexes learned to say. After Community was cancelled, and then cancelled again, and Harmontown continued onward, it got to the point where I almost took it for granted. There are certain titans of podcasting that have been around for a while, and Harmontown felt like one of the ones that would truly last forever.

In many ways, Harmontown amounted to a public therapy session for its host, and like a lot of therapy, it went to some dark places and also had its moments of catharsis. Through the good times and the bad, I never once considered giving it up. A Harmontown listening session had the same emotional effect as regularly checking in with a close friend. When it was announced that it was ending, it didn’t quite feel like I was losing a friend, but it was like I was no longer going to have a weekly phone call with that buddy. So I wondered what recovering from that hole in my heart would be like. Sure, I would be able to spend my time listening to plenty of other podcasts, some of which I love just as much as Harmontown. But I didn’t have quite the same connection to any of them.

I generally have a resilient personality, so I was never too worried that I would totally despair over this loss. But I’m also happy to report that in the months since, the end of Harmontown has felt right. It ended on its own terms, with Dan able to let us know that he was departing in a good place. Meanwhile, The Darkest Timeline, the podcast co-hosted by Ken Jeong and Joel McHale, has arrived to help me scratch a similar itch. If by some chance you happen to be reading this, Dan Harmon, know that I’m doing well and I cherish my podcast friendship with your podcast self.

(“It’s called Schrabbing.” “And the kids love it.”)

That’s Auntertainment! Mini-Episode: Karaoke Korner 4

Leave a comment

CREDIT: Kesha/YouTube Screenshot

Dust off your mics for another edition of “Karaoke Korner!” This time, the artist suggestions come from Jeff’s brother Rob, and they are as follows: REO Speedwagon, The Bee Gees, and Kesha.

Jeff’s Wacky SNL at Home Review: Brad Pitt/Miley Cyrus

2 Comments

CREDIT: NBC/YouTube Screenshot

The SNL at Home experiment continues onward! For #2, we don’t have a host or musical guest this time, at least none officially announced during the opening montage. Although, Brad Pitt and Miley Cyrus essentially fulfill the same duties that Tom Hanks and Chris Martin did last time. I’d like to say for the official record books that they were in fact the host and MG, but I generally go by what Darrell Hammond (previously Don Pardo) says. (Though, for what it’s worth, Season 45’s Wikipedia page currently does list them as the host and MG.)

In a similar state of confusion, I went to bed on Saturday night planning on making scrambled eggs in the morning, but when I woke up, I was more in the mood for cereal, but when I made it to the kitchen, I was back to being in the mood for eggs. So, the rumors are true, I did cook some eggs and toast. It was the right call.

(One quick note so that we’re all on the same page: for as long as new episodes remain at home, I’ll aim to make my grades for the sketches wackier than usual.)

More

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 4/24/20

Leave a comment

CREDIT: Apple TV/YouTube Screenshot

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Beastie Boys Story (Streaming on Apple TV+)
Bad Education (Premieres April 25 on HBO)

TV
RuPaul’s Secret Celebrity Drag Race Premiere (April 24 on VH1)
Normal People Series Premiere (April 29 on Hulu)
-A Parks and Recreation Special (April 30 on NBC)

Music
-AWOLNATION, Angel Miners & the Lightning Riders

Best Movies of the 2010s

1 Comment

CREDIT: YouTube Screenshots

I love movies.

I love films.

I love flicks.

It was a great time to be alive in the 2010s, as hundreds – thousands, even – of new cinematic offerings were produced and released. How did I manage to condense them down to the most wonderful of the wonderful? I consulted the projector within my mind’s eye and asked, “Did this make a positive, enduring impression on me (and possibly the rest of the world)?” The results of that endeavor are below, along with mentions of moments that I cannot help but declare my love for.

More

Original Streaming Movie Catch-Up Christmas in April Edition: ‘Noelle’

Leave a comment

CREDIT: Disney/YouTube Screenshot

I very, very, very, very, very much enjoyed watching Noelle. I watched it for the first time in April of 2020, MONTHS after the most recent Christmas. Maybe part of my enjoyment had to do with the fact that it wasn’t the holiday season, and I didn’t feel enormous pressure to be as festive as possible. My enjoyment also certainly had to do with the charming Anna Kendrick being charming in the lead title role. If you don’t find her charming, then I don’t know what to tell ya. You know what else I enjoyed? The future prospect of making Noelle a Christmas tradition. I love traditions! Especially ones that make me happy.

Okay, now that I’ve gotten all that positivity out there, I want to mention the one big, BIG thing about this movie that made me go, “Da fuhhh?” Every character … in this movie … wants … for Christmas … an iPad! Even the ones who are pointedly not materialistic and primarily want something like more time with Dad or a new job for unemployed Mom, also make sure to request of Noelle, daughter of Santa, “nd an iPad.” It is no great stretch to say that an appropriate alternate title would be Everybody Loves iPad. Did Apple underwrite part of this production? That doesn’t sound very Disney of a Disney+ original movie. Corporate synergy – what are ya gonna do!

I give Noelle 5 Merry Christmases and an iPad in a Pad Tree.

That’s Auntertainment! Episode 10: Modern Family

Leave a comment

CREDIT: ABC/YouTube Screenshot

On the occasion of Modern Family‘s series finale, Jeff and Aunt Beth look back to 2009 and recall what made them love this show in the first place. Then they spill the T about their favorite characters and episodes and determine where this show fits in the pantheon of classic family sitcoms.

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 4/17/20

Leave a comment

CREDIT: Jeffery Neira/Netflix

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

TV
One World: Together at Home (April 18 on Various Networks) – Concert special for covid-19 fundraising.
The Last Dance Series Premiere (April 19 on ESPN) – 10-part documentary series about the final championship year of the 90s Chicago Bulls.

Music
-Fiona Apple, Fetch the Bolt Cutters

Comedy
Middleditch & Schwartz (April 21 on Netflix)

Best Songs of the 2010s

1 Comment

CREDIT: YouTube Screenshots

Of all the pieces of art and entertainment that I’m ranking for the decade, songs are probably the most personal. Yet somehow I feel compelled to consider how they affected the world at large moreso than all the other categories. The tunes that I value the most aren’t just the ones that make my own heart sing but also the ones that draw all of us closer together. So as I assembled this list, I asked myself both, “What has made me dance these past 10 years?” and “How would I like to dance with everyone else?” Here’s what that playlist looks like.
(I aimed to stick only to songs that were released as singles, as opening this to deep album cuts would’ve made things so overheated.)

More

Older Entries