The best mini-movies that had us rocking in and falling out of our seats in the past year.

10. Jurassic World, T. Rex vs. Indominus Rex – A.K.A the 2015 Late Night War.
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February 18, 2016
Best in Film 2015, Best of 2015, Cinema Chi-Raq, Ex Machina, Inside Out, Jurassic World, Mad Max: Fury Road, Magic Mike XXL, Minions, Sicario, The Big Short, Unfriended 1 Comment
The best mini-movies that had us rocking in and falling out of our seats in the past year.

10. Jurassic World, T. Rex vs. Indominus Rex – A.K.A the 2015 Late Night War.
February 14, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews Carol, Cate Blanchett, Rooney Mara, Todd Haynes 2 Comments

“We’re not ugly people,” Carol Aird pleadingly, but assuredly, insists to her husband during a custody fight that threatens to turn nasty. Carol is a thoroughly humanistic examination of the affair between a shopgirl and a housewife in 1952 New York, and the men in their life who struggle to understand them. It is about identity: the internal challenges to find your own and the external challenges to live it out. It mostly keeps it cool, in a manner that viewers who are not already fully attuned to director Todd Haynes’ restrained style might struggle to fully embrace. But when Cate Blanchett delivers the “ugly people” emphasis, Carol finds the winner’s circle.
February 14, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews 45 Years Leave a comment

If a film is about a decades-long marriage rocked by the revelation of long-held secrets, the natural expectation is that the marriage will fall apart. 45 Years is a little more complicated than that. Kate (Charlotte Rampling) is initially fine when the dead body of her husband Jeff’s (Tom Courtenay) ex-lover Katya is discovered. But tensions rise as the extent of Jeff and Katya’s relationship is revealed. It is never fully clear if Jeff has kept these secrets due to selfishness, embarrassment, deviousness, forgetfulness, or some combination of the above. Similarly, it is left ambiguous whether or not Kate can remain satisfied with their marriage amidst the dishonesty. Ergo, 45 Years works best as a showcase for the complications that Rampling can convey with gasps, furrowed brows, and heavy cheeks.
February 13, 2016
Best in Film 2015, Best of 2015, Cinema Alison Brie, Ex Machina, Oscar Isaac, Sleeping with Other People Leave a comment

Here is a rundown of the excellence in individual performances in films in 2015, starting with my choices for the 2 best and then the rest in alphabetical order. At the top are a fellow who talked and talked his way through a freaky-cerebral premise, and a lady who cracked her buoyant starting point into a heartbreakingly complicated interior.
Oscar Isaac, Ex Machina
Alison Brie, Sleeping with Other People

Christian Bale, The Big Short
Elizabeth Banks, Love & Mercy
Angela Bassett, Chi-Raq
Cate Blanchett, Carol
Josh Brolin, Sicario
Steve Carell, The Big Short
John Cusack, Chi-Raq
Paul Dano, Love & Mercy
Benicio Del Toro, Sicario
Robert De Niro, The Intern
Deanna Dunagan, The Visit
Joel Edgerton, Black Mass
Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs
Walton Goggins, The Hateful Eight
O’Shea Jackson, Jr., Straight Outta Compton
Michal B. Jordan, Creed
Brie Larson, Room
Peter McRobbie, The Visit
Jason Mitchell, Straight Outta Compton
Daisy Ridley, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Seth Rogen, Steve Jobs
Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn
Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies
Jason Segel, The End of the Tour
Phyllis Smith, Inside Out
Sylvester Stallone, Creed
Charlize Theron, Mad Max: Fury Road
Lily Tomlin, Grandma
Stanley Tucci, Spotlight
Alicia Vikander, Ex Machina
February 13, 2016
Best in Film 2015, Best of 2015, Cinema Creed, Inside Out, Krampus, Spotlight, The Big Short, The Hateful Eight Leave a comment
When the folks who say the words and act out the movements flocked together, these were the groups who made the most thunder.

February 13, 2016
Best in Film 2015, Best of 2015, Cinema, Television Best of 2015, Brooklyn, Creed, Furious 7, Krampus, Mad Max: Fury Road, Room, Sleeping with Other People, The Peanuts Movie, The Visit, Unfriended Leave a comment

I already posted my top 10 list, but wouldn’t you know it, there were plenty of other great movies. Here are three less than a baker’s dozen worth:
11. Mad Max: Fury Road – Charlize barks at the moon, giving us our most iconic image of 2015.
12. Krampus – The tricks are a treat, as is the teamwork among a dysfunctional family.
13. Creed – Adonis unapologetically forges ahead to be true to his identity and establish his family.
14. Sleeping with Other People – The question this time isn’t, “Can men and women be friends without wanting to sleep with each other?” but “Why wouldn’t they if they like each other enough?”
15. The Visit – Right at home on the corner of creepy and hilarious.
16. Brooklyn – Even when Eilis Lacey’s life is hard, there is so much love in her world.
17. Unfriended – The most formally ingenious movie in years, perhaps decades even.
18. The Peanuts Movie – Charlie Brown is preternaturally neurotic; ergo, this one’s a thinker.
19. Room – Tight corners promote empathy.
20. Furious 7 – The first F&F movie in which I actually remembered some of the plot aftewards.
February 7, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews Caesar!, Hail Leave a comment

Capitol Pictures head of production Eddie Mannix (Josh Brolin) has a full slate of fires to put out: a kidnapped George Clooney who comes under the sway of communism, the need to curry favor with various religious figures, a pregnant starlet who needs a husband to maintain her good girl image, an ambush by gossip columnist twin sisters, and a cowboy actor struggling with erudition in his first romantic comedy. It’s all in a day’s work for Mannix. As world-threatening or paradigm-shifting as some of these crises are, they all turn out okay in the end. Despite the weightiness of the subject matter, this is decidedly a light feature. “Would that it were so simple”? Actually, it is.
February 7, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Leave a comment

Mashing up the most classic English novel of manners with flesh-eaters may seem a bit silly, but it turns out is actually a natural fit, with the presence of zombies illuminating the themes of Jane Austen. When Mrs. Bennett frets to Mr. Bennett (an underused Charles Dance) about the marriageability of their daughters and he responds that he is much more concerned about their character, it mocks the emphasis on frivolity over more sensible matters in “proper” society. That Mr. Bennett’s more reasonable concern is their skill as warriors elevates this disconnect to an absurd, unmistakable degree.
The extension of Austen’s themes is also front and center in the most iconic P&P scene. After Elizabeth Bennett (a subtly passionate Lily James) incredulously rejects the first proposal from Mr. Darcy (Sam Riley, rougher around the edges than most Darcy’s), their disconnect breaks out into mortal combat. The frustrated feelings of these two have been consistent among all adaptations. The only difference here is that they are actually trained in swordplay. As Darcy sits atop Lizzie, his blades surrounding her neck, it is clear that this is the best version ever of this scene and the hottest film fight since Gina Carano vs. Michael Fassbender in the hotel in Haywire.
Considering how well it does by Austen, it is disappointing that its treatment of the undead is not similarly astute. It shows some imagination with Darcy’s use of carrion flies to identify the zombies lurking among the living. There is also some business about the Antichrist leading an army of the undead and some well-behaved zombies sustained on pig’s brains. But these elements are never really given the space that they need to develop.
With such a wacky premise, one would think there would be ample opportunity for the cast to really sink their teeth into some unusual performances. But for the most part this is not the case, with the notable exception of Matt Smith, as the Bennetts’ insufferable and ineffectual cousin Mr. Collins. Given free rein to explore the possibilities of this multi-genre effort, he nails the camp, heady profundity, and foppish British humor, making for an inimitable version of this oft-overlooked character. Elsewhere, Lena Headey serves up the regality as legendary warrior Lady Catherine de Bourgh, and Jack Huston is sufficiently wicked as the two-faced Mr. Wickham.
Ultimately, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies feels like better than average fan fiction, which is a comparison I usually wince at, but it feels unusually appropriate here. Genre mashups are a frequent fanfic feature, so the concept feels of a piece with that world. Often the biggest pitfall of fanfic is the difficulty to capture the character’s voices and remain true to the original’s themes. P&P&Z manages that feat with aplomb. Admittedly, this is not too hard a feat, considering that much of the dialogue is lifted straight from Austen and peppered with undead references. Nevertheless, it takes it a few steps further than not just screwing anything up.
February 6, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews The Revenant Leave a comment

It is odd that Leonardo DiCaprio’s first Oscar win will likely come for The Revenant, a movie in which he is given relatively little to do. It certainly takes effort to thrash around and foam at the mouth, and he does all that well, but there is not a whole lot of variety to his performance, nor is there meant to be. This is an exceedingly straightforward revenge movie that does exactly what it sets out to do. It is magnificently produced, with cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezki sustaining unreal beauty that makes his other work look like unfocused, distorted footage of static. But while the technical accomplishments are unassailable (for all involved), the story itself is not especially built to inspire strong emotions one way or the other. Of course, your mileage may vary, but if you are not already susceptible to being awed by a survivalist story of trudging through the snowy wilderness, The Revenant does not work overtime to change your mind. It operates with a workmanlike approach wherein it is what it is. There is some dabbling in the concept that “we are all one with nature” or something like that, but it hardly overwhelms the narrative. Too bad, honestly; more of those diversions would have been more polarizing, perhaps, but also more exciting.
February 6, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews Lauren Cohan, Rupert Evans, Stacey Menear, The Boy, William Brent Bell 1 Comment

Following in the footsteps of The Forest, The Boy is the latest horror pic with a promising concept but not-so-promising release date. To get a little SPOILER-Y, it calls to mind The Visit, in that it lulls the viewer into almost buying into the supernatural explanation of its central mystery, and then pulls out the rug with a third-act twist that is more prosaic but also more disturbing. That reveal hits hard, as does the introduction of the doll that Greta (Lauren Cohan, dutifully playing along with this insane world) is asked to look after as though it were a real boy. In between, though, nothing much notable happens. There are a lot of scare tactics that provide standard jump scares but do nothing to illuminate any themes or aesthetics.