Best Films of 2015, 11-20

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I already posted my top 10 list, but wouldn’t you know it, there were plenty of other great movies. Here are three less than a baker’s dozen worth:

11. Mad Max: Fury Road – Charlize barks at the moon, giving us our most iconic image of 2015.
12. Krampus – The tricks are a treat, as is the teamwork among a dysfunctional family.
13. Creed – Adonis unapologetically forges ahead to be true to his identity and establish his family.
14. Sleeping with Other People – The question this time isn’t, “Can men and women be friends without wanting to sleep with each other?” but “Why wouldn’t they if they like each other enough?”
15. The Visit – Right at home on the corner of creepy and hilarious.
16. Brooklyn – Even when Eilis Lacey’s life is hard, there is so much love in her world.
17. Unfriended – The most formally ingenious movie in years, perhaps decades even.
18. The Peanuts Movie – Charlie Brown is preternaturally neurotic; ergo, this one’s a thinker.
19. Room – Tight corners promote empathy.
20. Furious 7 – The first F&F movie in which I actually remembered some of the plot aftewards.

Best Super Bowl 50 Commercials

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The Super Bowl was 6 days ago. I am posting this list on a Saturday. The biggest trends this year were cinematic montages and Paul Rudd.

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4. AXE, “Find Your Magic” – Inclusivity.

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My Favorite TV Ships of All Time

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Inspired by the latest AV Club Q&A and the upcoming Cupid Day, here are my favorite TV ships of all time. Generally, I only ship characters who legitimately could get together in-universe. Also, I prefer couplings that are actually healthy for the couples; pairings of folks who are wrong for each other can be entertaining, but rooting for them is something different than shipping (at least the kind that I practice). Organized by category, here are my top choices.

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-Barry-Caitlin, The Flash

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The Middle 7.14: “Film, Friends, and Fruit Pies”

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Gestating a child for another couple is kind of a big commitment, especially with all of Sue’s extracurriculars. http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2016/02/11/the-middle-season-7-episode-14-recap-f

New Girl 5.6 – “Reagan”

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Where the hell is Winston’s cherry? http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2016/02/10/new-girl-season-5-episode-6-recap-mega

The Muppets 1.12 – “A Tail of Two Piggies”

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Big Oil, Big Pharma, Big Diapers http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2016/02/10/the-muppets-season-1-episode-12-recap-

SNL Recap February 6, 2016: Larry David/The 1975

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This review was originally posted on Starpulse in February 2016.

If you want to enjoy life, it is best to keep complaining to a minimum. But if you want to put on a good comedy show, you’re going to want to have some complaints. That is why Larry David is an ideal “SNL” host, even though he is the type of guy who hates hosting anything. That tension of constantly being bothered by the things that he is best at is the stuff that dreams, and memorable television, are made of. The fact that he also looks and sounds exactly like one of the major presidential candidates is just a bonus.

A Message from Ted Cruz – The show kicks off with “SNL” showing perhaps its strongest bite yet in this election cycle, with Taran Killam pulling no punches in his portrayal of Ted Cruz as the most odious human being ever. While this is admirably fearless, it is not the freshest angle. It kind of writes itself, honestly, what with his daughter refusing to hug him and tricking voters into believing that an opponent has dropped out of the race. Framing the greatest challenge of his campaign as overcoming the handicap of “Being Ted Cruz” is a neat enough trick, making for a cold opening that is more clever than surprising. B-

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This Is a (Quickie) Movie Review: Hail, Caesar!

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Capitol Pictures head of production Eddie Mannix (Josh Brolin) has a full slate of fires to put out: a kidnapped George Clooney who comes under the sway of communism, the need to curry favor with various religious figures, a pregnant starlet who needs a husband to maintain her good girl image, an ambush by gossip columnist twin sisters, and a cowboy actor struggling with erudition in his first romantic comedy. It’s all in a day’s work for Mannix. As world-threatening or paradigm-shifting as some of these crises are, they all turn out okay in the end. Despite the weightiness of the subject matter, this is decidedly a light feature. “Would that it were so simple”? Actually, it is.

This Is a Movie Review: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

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Bella Heathcote (left) and Lily James star in Screen Gems' PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES.

Mashing up the most classic English novel of manners with flesh-eaters may seem a bit silly, but it turns out is actually a natural fit, with the presence of zombies illuminating the themes of Jane Austen. When Mrs. Bennett frets to Mr. Bennett (an underused Charles Dance) about the marriageability of their daughters and he responds that he is much more concerned about their character, it mocks the emphasis on frivolity over more sensible matters in “proper” society. That Mr. Bennett’s more reasonable concern is their skill as warriors elevates this disconnect to an absurd, unmistakable degree.

The extension of Austen’s themes is also front and center in the most iconic P&P scene. After Elizabeth Bennett (a subtly passionate Lily James) incredulously rejects the first proposal from Mr. Darcy (Sam Riley, rougher around the edges than most Darcy’s), their disconnect breaks out into mortal combat. The frustrated feelings of these two have been consistent among all adaptations. The only difference here is that they are actually trained in swordplay. As Darcy sits atop Lizzie, his blades surrounding her neck, it is clear that this is the best version ever of this scene and the hottest film fight since Gina Carano vs. Michael Fassbender in the hotel in Haywire.

Considering how well it does by Austen, it is disappointing that its treatment of the undead is not similarly astute. It shows some imagination with Darcy’s use of carrion flies to identify the zombies lurking among the living. There is also some business about the Antichrist leading an army of the undead and some well-behaved zombies sustained on pig’s brains. But these elements are never really given the space that they need to develop.

With such a wacky premise, one would think there would be ample opportunity for the cast to really sink their teeth into some unusual performances. But for the most part this is not the case, with the notable exception of Matt Smith, as the Bennetts’ insufferable and ineffectual cousin Mr. Collins. Given free rein to explore the possibilities of this multi-genre effort, he nails the camp, heady profundity, and foppish British humor, making for an inimitable version of this oft-overlooked character. Elsewhere, Lena Headey serves up the regality as legendary warrior Lady Catherine de Bourgh, and Jack Huston is sufficiently wicked as the two-faced Mr. Wickham.

Ultimately, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies feels like better than average fan fiction, which is a comparison I usually wince at, but it feels unusually appropriate here. Genre mashups are a frequent fanfic feature, so the concept feels of a piece with that world. Often the biggest pitfall of fanfic is the difficulty to capture the character’s voices and remain true to the original’s themes. P&P&Z manages that feat with aplomb. Admittedly, this is not too hard a feat, considering that much of the dialogue is lifted straight from Austen and peppered with undead references. Nevertheless, it takes it a few steps further than not just screwing anything up.

What Won TV? – January 31-February 6, 2016

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

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Sunday – The Good Wife
Monday – The X-Files, with Rhys Darby astutely observing the ridiculousness of ties
Tuesday – The People vs. O.J. Simpson
Wednesday – Man Seeking Woman
Thursday – Baskets
Friday – Childrens Hospital
Saturday – bern your enthusiasm, and all of SNL really

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