This Is a (Quickie) Movie Review: Bridge of Spies

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Bridge of Spies sneaks up on you. The 20th century conflict between the Americans and the Soviets was not just cold, it was also dry. Accordingly, Bridge of Spies is mostly procedural. Discussions of due process are elucidated, and negotiations are often portrayed as merely functional. This approach is boosted with impassioned integrity and deadpan existentialism (the best running gag is Mark Rylance as Soviet spy Rudolf Abel asking “Would it help?” when told he never worries). Then, the movie brings out its finishing move, throwing down with the scale of all that negotiator James B. Donovan (Tom Hanks) achieves, through the power of patience and keeping the faith.

This Is a Movie Review: Goosebumps

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This review focuses on a major twist, which I will speak about in oblique terms, but SPOILER ALERT for the whole thing if you are especially sensitive. The monsters penned by R.L Stine are real in the Goosebumps movie and must be corralled through the power of his storytelling and magical typewriter. In the course of returning these ghouls and goblins to the page, an inconvenient truth about one of the main characters in relation to the books is revealed. A sacrifice involving this person is necessary to save the day, but the ending reverses that decision, thus bringing up a host of philosophical and ethical questions that there is no time left to address. ’Tis a shame, but an understandable one. That turn of events, combined with the psychoanalytic implications of Jack Black voicing Slappy the Dummy and the Invisible Boy in addition to playing Stine, could have made for a more probing examination of the natures of storytelling and forming a legacy. As it is, Goosebumps is a mostly worthwhile yarn about the thrills lurking underneath the exterior of a small town that is clear-eyed but also very safe.

This Is a Movie Review: Crimson Peak

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There was a recent article in Entertainment Weekly about how trailers are giving away major plot twists for the movies they are advertising. One example cited was Crimson Peak’s, which made it very clear that Lady Lucille (Jessica Chastain), sister of Sir Thomas (Tom Hiddleston), ends up a villain to Thomas’ new wife Edith (Mia Wasikowska). This reveal is not at all a spoiler. It is clear from Chastain’s first onscreen appearance (about 10 minutes in) that she is not trustworthy.

This lack of surprise is Crimson Peak’s entire m.o. Edith is warned multiple times to beware of the title location, among every other development that is foreshadowed in no uncertain terms. This is not necessarily a fault, as this is more or less the approach of gothic horror. When forgoing the element of surprise, a horror film must bring it thematically and aesthetically. On those counts, the story is fine, but nothing special. The acting is adequate, but mostly boring and straightforward; Wasikowska is really the only one who gets to show off complexity. The visuals at least are sumptuous, but even that area is not immune to the obviousness (what with an excessive use of iris fades).

The Muppets 1.6 – “The Ex-Factor”

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You don’t know Uncle Deadly. … No one does. http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/11/04/the-muppets-season-1-episode-6-recap-t

This is a Movie Review: Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension

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The tendency of the Paranormal Activity films – and indeed, a lot of long-running horror series – is to deepen the mythology and provide more answers and motivations with each sequel. This tracks as antithetical, going against the ambiguous grain that makes the originals successful. But while it might dilute the horror, this expansive approach can work if done well, adding intrigue by way of history, symbolism, and metaphor. The Ghost Dimension, supposedly the last in the PA series, promises to answer every question. That is to say, questions that nobody has been asking. No matter – the mysteries can be made up on the fly. Thus, a demonic method of time travel is introduced to tie the whole series together. It is a clever solution – too bad the film hardly bothers to explain its mechanics or purpose.

The binding of a traditional structure sinks The Ghost Dimension. Sticking with the found footage conceit is acceptable, but the Night 1, Night 2, etc. pattern of home security footage established by the first one is now pointless. It is not even clear what the numbers represent. They do not mark the number of days the family has been living in the house, nor the  days they have been haunted, nor the days that they have noticed the haunting. It might be the number of days they have set up their full array of cameras, but that does not matter.

As the series has expanded its universe, it has struggled to create interesting characters, which was never its strong suit in the first place. Katie and Kristi and their extended families were interesting enough, as they had a personal connection to the origins of the activity. From the fourth movie onward, each new family has just been the victim of circumstance, going through the motions of the original units. In The Ghost Dimension, it at times plays like the latest family is being specifically targeted, and at other times it plays like they just accidentally stumbled across it all. To wit, the discoveries in the house supposedly left behind by the past owners (a camera that can record the demonic presence, tapes with scenes that cover and expand the events of the third film) look like the key to combating the haunting. But ultimately none of this helps, and it is all probably there just to toy with the new family.

Surprisingly enough, the one unequivocally successful element is the one that had seemed the most cynical. The PA series has not established itself as a good fit for 3D – indeed, the dull, cheap quality of home security and old VHS’s would seem to be just the opposite. But the exploration of the titular “ghost dimension” utilizes the extra depth of the added spatial field in a weirdly successful manner. The paranormal presence is a dark, plasmatic blob with white specks that the 3D renders extra disorienting. Flecks of color on the edges of lamps and furniture give the disturbing sense that the projector has been improperly calibrated. Horror in this next dimension assuredly does not answer any mysteries, but it does breathe new life.

This is a (Quickie) Movie Review: Black Mass

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I’m not entirely sure how to review Black Mass. It has an edifying story, performed by a fine cast. It is well-constructed, but there is not much particularly remarkable about it. Objectively, it is more good than bad, but there is not much specifically impressive I can find to pinpoint. Johnny Depp is perfectly decent as Whitey Bulger, but it is a rather straightforward performance. (Joel Edgerton, as the FBI agent who grew up with Whitey, manages some nuance). Honestly, the most thrilling part is the epilogue. The trials that happened in the wake of the events of the film promise a whole host of drama. If you love mob movies, or movies with a big prestigious cast, or movies in which Johnny Depp is committed but not entirely off the rails, then see Black Mass. But don’t expect it to take the top spot of any of those categories.

This is a Movie Review: Sicario

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A lot of action movies can leave their audiences feeling confused and exasperated. Sicario encourages that reaction by putting its protagonist in the same position. At the beginning of a mission to hunt down a major cartel boss, FBI agent Kate Mercer (Emily Blunt) is appalled by her team’s reckless deployment of force in broad daylight in front of hundreds of civilians at a customs checkpoint. Kate insists that this approach is completely illegal, and then Sicario reveals its hand: that is exactly the point. To go after the highest echelons of the drug trade requires entering into and getting batted around by chaos. Acknowledging and embracing that insanity is what allows Josh Brolin and Benicio Del Toro to get away with dangerously swaggy and scary/empathetic performances, respectively, and Emily Blunt to still be awesome despite the complete frustration of her badass style.

Star Wars vs. Football

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On last night’s @midnight, Chris Hardwick claimed that he was tricked into watching football to see the Star Wars trailer and then compared it to a Hungry Man commercial airing during Project Runway. I must take exception to this, because while there are plenty of general differences between the football and Star Wars fandoms, they are both so popular that they have plenty of crossover. It is more like a commercial for a Christmas special airing during a Halloween special. Those are probably the 2 most popular American holidays (maybe Thanksgiving is second or first, but Christmas and Halloween are definitely both top 3), but they are definitely significantly different. One’s more of a friends holiday, the other a family holiday. Some Halloween lovers probably hate Christmas, and vice versa. But there are folks who love ’em both.

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For me, football and Star Wars were two of my earliest fandoms. I’ve grown a little disillusioned with both, though, thanks to concussions and rah-rah tribalism in the case of the former and Jar-Jar Binks in the case of the latter. But when I see something like the stupidest ever trick play from the Colts, I gotta keep watching. And when I behold BB-8 rolling along, I’m like, “I guess you better get me a ticket.”

This is a (Quickie) Movie Review: The Martian

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Matt Damon portrays an astronaut who faces seemingly insurmountable odds as he tries to find a way to subsist on a hostile planet.

The Martian is very interested in process. As such, it is more focused in making you think than in leaving you thrilled. That is not to say there is no action – there is, it is just not especially emphasized. When it comes to movies that are almost exclusively about making you think, I usually appreciate them more than I like them. But The Martian really makes you think. The plight of Mark Watney (a fully engaged Matt Damon) – stranded on Mars with any hope of rescue years away – is one that requires the full commitment of all his mental faculties. The detailed presentation of how he gives himself a fighting chance is endlessly inspirational. Not everyone will have to plant a makeshift potato farm at some point in their lives, but everyone will almost certainly have to face situations when a lot has to be made out of a little. Thus, humanity is better off because of the example set by The Martian.

Señor Chang’s “Shining” Moment

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SPOILER WARNING: This essay discusses in depth the endings of an episode of Community, a 35-year-old movie, and a classic piece of sketch comedy. If you are reading this, you are probably already familiar with Community’s twist. The Shining works perfectly fine even if you know the ending. But if you have not seen the Key & Peele bit yet, do yourself a favor and watch it before reading.

When I took on this assignment, I thought I was going to be able to cover a whole survey of Shining homages. But then I realized that besides Chang’s misadventures in “Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality,” the only other one I am really familiar with is the Key & Peele sketch “Continental Breakfast.” So I looked up some more to make sure that my suspicion of their proliferance was correct. There’s a 2014 IKEA commercial in which a Danny bikes around a store. The Simpsons did it (“Treehouse of Horror V”). So of course Family Guy also did it. There are plenty of directions one can take with a Shining parody: hammy Jack Nicholson impressions, creepy little kid acting, Shelly Duvall’s big eyes, etc. Focusing on a comparison between Community and Key & Peele is instructive because the crux of both homages is the ending and what they say about the nature of reality.

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