
Hey, Abbott! (CREDIT: 6abc Philadelphia/Screenshot)
Aunt Beth and Jeff are present to talk about Abbott Elementary. Guest and Niece-in-law/Cousin-in-law Katie Malone provides the teacher’s perspective.
Also: an AI version of That’s Auntertainment.
Jeff "Jmunney" Malone's Self-Styled "Expert" Thoughts on Movies, TV, Music, and the Rest of Pop Culture
January 29, 2023
Podcasts, That's Auntertainment Abbott Elementary, AI, Artificial Intelligence, ChatGPT, Podcasts, School, That's Auntertainment Leave a comment

Hey, Abbott! (CREDIT: 6abc Philadelphia/Screenshot)
Aunt Beth and Jeff are present to talk about Abbott Elementary. Guest and Niece-in-law/Cousin-in-law Katie Malone provides the teacher’s perspective.
Also: an AI version of That’s Auntertainment.
January 27, 2023
Cinema, Entertainment To-Do List, Music, Television Gloria, Infinity Pool, Sam Smith, Shrinking Leave a comment

You’ll have to speak up – you’re ‘Shrinking’! (CREDIT: Apple TV+)
Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.
Movies
–Infinity Pool (Theaters)
TV
–Shrinking Series Premiere (January 27 on Apple TV+) – Harrison Ford and Jason Segel finally team up!
Music
-Sam Smith, Gloria
January 24, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews Alexander Skarsgård, Amanda Brugel, Brandon Cronenberg, Cleopatra Coleman, Infinity Pool, Jalil Lespert, Mia Goth, Thomas Kretschmann 2 Comments

I Love You Times Infinity (CREDIT: NEON)
Starring: Alexander Skarsgård, Mia Goth, Cleopatra Coleman, Jalil Lespert, Thomas Kretschmann, Amanda Brugel
Director: Brandon Cronenberg
Running Time: 117 Minutes
Rating: R for Nearly X-Rated Levels of Nudity, Sadistic Violence, and Hard Drug Use Amidst a Series of Potentially Seizure-Inducing Flashing Lights
Release Date: January 27, 2023 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Writer James Foster (Alexander Skarsgård) and his rich wife Em (Cleopatra Coleman) are on vacation at some resort, where everything seems just a little bit … off. ATVs zip around with impunity, capturing a slight hint of lawlessness. But strap in tight, because soon enough, everything will feel completely off and there will be an all-encompassing specter of lawlessness. James and En are guided down this path by fellow vacationers Gabi (Mia Goth) and Alban (Jalil Lespert), who promise them fun, but instead lead them right into the crosshairs of the law. A horrible accident has James facing the death penalty, but he’s offered an out. You see, on this resort, cloning technology exists, so instead, James can witness (and revel in) the execution of his double. It’s an easy choice, but soon enough, he finds himself caught within a labyrinth of doubles that it might be impossible to escape from.
What Made an Impression?: “Infinity Pool” sounds like a brand of hot tub, doesn’t it? And that’s appropriate, because Infinity Pool the movie feels like something that was cooked up by someone who fell asleep in a hot tub for a whole night (or maybe a whole year). But knowing writer-director Brandon Cronenberg, this mindfuck energy is just a fundamental part of his DNA. (It runs in the family.) The whole affair is an orgy of blood flashing lights (as well as a literal orgy) that may very well also be a dream. A deep, nightmarish, wonderfully satisfying dream. Every twist and turn regarding James and his doubles paradoxically feels like both a relief and a further descent into madness.
Serving as the ringleader of this twisted paradise, Cronenberg has opted for the perfect muse in the form of Mia Goth. Fresh off the one-two 2022 punch of X and Pearl, she’s been set loose once again on an unsuspecting public. Her wails of “Jaaaaaaaaaaaaames!” as she leans out the side of a convertible is the freshest earworm of the moment.
There were times during my journey through Infinity Pool that I was hoping for a logical explanation of what exactly was going on. Had James secretly planned this all from the beginning? Was it some sort of simulation? It’s a tricky task to nail that sort of reveal, but when done right, it’s immensely satisfying. But Cronenberg is much more interested in nailing the vibes of it all, and understandably so, because the vibes that he conjures are unforgettable. Infinity Pool is not for the faint of heart, or the faint of libido, or the faint of anything really, but when it all comes together, it’s also oddly serene. I emerged from a new cocoon disturbed, but also comforted.
Infinity Pool is Recommended If You Like: Resident Evil (The clone parts), The Game, Masks, Blinding colors
Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Doubles
January 23, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews Aftersun, Charlotte Wells, Frankie Corio, Paul Mescal Leave a comment

HEY, Macarena! (CREDIT: A24)
Starring: Paul Mescal, Frankie Corio
Director: Charlotte Wells
Running Time: 101 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: October 21, 2022 (Theaters)
My favorite part of Aftersun is the “Macarena” performance, and I wish the entirety of the movie had just been a series of folks singing that and other danceable hits of the 90s. Of course, Charlotte Wells had something very different in mind, so I don’t fault HER for not making the entirety Macarena-centric. I just wanted to make sure I let everyone know where my head was at. Anyway, should I now sing “Macarena” at karaoke? Should Sophie have sung “Macarena” at karaoke? YOU make the call.
Grade: I Didn’t Lose My Religion, But I’m Not Sure Where I Left It
January 23, 2023
Television, Watch And/Or Listen to This Amazon Boobies on the Moon, Kenan Thompson, Late Night, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Pernice Lafonk, Quinsley's Nebula, Seth Meyers Leave a comment

CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot
Set your alarms early enough to arrive outside Barnes & Noble by 5:00 AM.
January 22, 2023
Saturday Night Live, SNL Weekly Recaps, Television Aubrey Plaza, Kim Petras, Sam Smith, Saturday Night Live, Saturday Night Live Season 48, Sharon Stone, SNL, SNL Season 48 Leave a comment

Aubrey the SNL Host (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)
THIS! IS! A! REVIEW! OF! THE! FIRST! NEW! SNL! OF! 2023! Now, as you may be aware, during the month of January, we often say “Happy New Year!” to each other. So, with that in mind, I’m going to review each sketch of this episode according to the format “Happy (Fill in the Blank).” All right, let’s get to it!
Happy New Aubrey Plaza!
Happy New Sam Smith!
January 22, 2023
Podcasts, That's Auntertainment A Tribe Called Quest, karaoke, Karaoke Korner, Mac Miller, Podcasts, Post Malone, That's Auntertainment Leave a comment

This time on Karaoke Korner, we have a hip hop-centric lineup courtesy of Jeff’s cousin Kylie’s boyfriend* Scott. (*-That’s a closer relation than father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.)
January 20, 2023
Cinema, Entertainment To-Do List, Music, Television American Auto, How I Met Your Father, Måneskin, Missing, Poker Face, Rush! Leave a comment

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? (Credit: Peacock/Screenshot)
Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.
Movies
–Missing (Theaters)
TV
–American Auto Season 2 Premiere (January 24 on NBC)
–How I Met Your Father Season 2 Premiere (January 24 on Hulu)
–Poker Face Series Premiere (January 26 on Peacock) – Courtesy of Rian Johnson and starring Natasha Lyonne.
Music
-Måneskin, Rush!
January 20, 2023
Best of 2022, Best of TV 2022, Television Abbott Elementary, American Dad!, Atlanta, Beavis and Butt-Head, Best of 2022, Better Call Saul, Bob's Burgers, Ghosts, MST3K, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Norm MacDonald: Nothing Special, Pickled, Rick and Morty, The Orville, The Simpsons, TV, Ziwe Leave a comment

I’m a Chocoholic (CREDIT: FX/Screenshot)
When so many modern TV shows feel like amorphous blobs, I cherish those programs that know how to craft well-oiled episodes more than ever. Here’s a mighty fine selection that I might just want to keep watching over and over.